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Album: THE GI JOE HORROR MOVIE THAT NEVER WAS

Carl Weathers as Stalker in the Gi Joe movie that never was T-Shirt

Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, apollo creed, boxing, gi joe

Carl Weathers as Stalker in the Gi Joe movie that never was T-Shirt

$22.00

Charlie Sheen as Shipwreck in the Gi Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt

Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 80s, 80s cartoon, cartoon, charlie sheen, cobra

Charlie Sheen as Shipwreck in the Gi Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt

$22.00

Mr. T as Roadblock in the Gi Joe movie that never was T-Shirt

Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 80s, a team, ba baracus, gi joe, gijoe

Mr. T as Roadblock in the Gi Joe movie that never was T-Shirt

$22.00

Jesse Ventura as Recondo in the Gi Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt

Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 80s, 80s toys, cobra, gijoe, hal hefner

Jesse Ventura as Recondo in the Gi Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt

$22.00

Nimoy as Major Bludd - in the Gi Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt

Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, 80s retro, cobra, gi joe

Nimoy as Major Bludd - in the Gi Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt

$22.00

Sigourney Weaver as Lady Jaye in the Gi Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt

Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, 80s cartoon, alien, gijoe

Sigourney Weaver as Lady Jaye in the Gi Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt

$22.00

Tom Selleck is Gung Ho in the Gi Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt

Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 80s, 80s cartoon, gijoe, gung ho, hal hefner

Tom Selleck is Gung Ho in the Gi Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt

$22.00

Kurt Russell as General Hawk in the Gi Joe movie that never was T-Shirt

Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, cartoon, cobra, general hawk

Kurt Russell as General Hawk in the Gi Joe movie that never was T-Shirt

$22.00

Stallone as Flint - in The GI Joe movie that never was T-Shirt

Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, gi joe, gijoe, hal hefner

Stallone as Flint - in The GI Joe movie that never was T-Shirt

$22.00

Val Kilmer is Duke in the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was T-Shirt

Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: doc holliday, gi joe, hal hefner, im your huckleberry, pop art

Val Kilmer is Duke in the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was T-Shirt

$22.00

Gary Busey as Blowtorch - The Gi Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt

Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 80s cartoon, 80s retro, cobra, gary busey, gi joe

Gary Busey as Blowtorch - The Gi Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt

$22.00

Nicholas Cage as Bazooka - The Gi Joe horror movie that never was T-Shirt

Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 80s, 80s cartoon, 80s toys, bazooka, cobra

Nicholas Cage as Bazooka - The Gi Joe horror movie that never was T-Shirt

$22.00

Patrick Swayze as Chuckles - the Gi Joe movie that never was T-Shirt

Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, 80s cartoon, cobra, gi joe

Patrick Swayze as Chuckles - the Gi Joe movie that never was T-Shirt

$22.00

Hogan as Leatherneck in the Gi Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt

Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, cobra, gi joe, hal hefner

Hogan as Leatherneck in the Gi Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt

$22.00

Woody as Buzzer - The GI Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt

Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horrror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 80s, cobra, dreadnoks, gijoe, woody

Woody as Buzzer - The GI Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt

$22.00

Tom Cruise is Tomax and Xamot in the Gi Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt

Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 80s, 80s cartoons, cartoon, cobra, crimson twins

Tom Cruise is Tomax and Xamot in the Gi Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt

$22.00

Eddie as Alpine - The Gi Joe Horror Movie that Never Was T-Shirt

Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 80s, alpine, cobra, eddie murphy, gi joe

Eddie as Alpine - The Gi Joe Horror Movie that Never Was T-Shirt

$22.00

Johnny Depp as Tunnel Rat in the Gi Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt

Description: Based on the Gi Joe Horror movie that never was by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: 80s, 80s cartoon, depp, gi joe, gijoe

Johnny Depp as Tunnel Rat in the Gi Joe Movie that never was T-Shirt

$22.00

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This is the Relic Vault, where nerd meets nightmare with the most unique horror merch from alternate timelines. Produced by Nerd Horror, the Relic Vault is the eternal resting place of the art and designs by pop artist Hal Hefner.
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