Description: Fresh from the Nerd Horror Relic Vault, he's a loner, a rebel... a cyborg. He's the Hermanator. All nerd, all cyborg! Design by Hal Hefner
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Description: Fresh from the Nerd Horror Relic Vault, the Big Thing is a cosmic horror classic from the 1980's that abides by one rule, "this aggression, will not stand, man." Designed by Hal Hefner
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Description: TITLE: Little Buddy YEAR: 1989 CLASSIFICATION: Cursed Home Video / Toy Horror RELIC VAULT ENTRY: NH-RV-007 SYNOPSIS: When a cash-strapped toy company rushes ARNOLD their new "smart companion" doll to market, a freak accident uploads the consciousness of a bitter, washed-up child actor into the body of America's most wanted toy. At first it's just a strange wise cracking doll that talks back, but for ten-year-old Webster, strange becomes a living nightmare. Arnold knows where he sleeps. Arnold doesn't need batteries. And Arnold has been waiting his whole life for someone to finally pay attention.
Description: After an elitist 80's housewife bangs a gigolo stud she runs over a hitchhiker on her way home to cover up her affair from her husband. But the Hitchhiker has other plans by refusing to accept his fate until the wretched woman who murdered him joins him in oblivion. "Thanks for the ride lady!" by pop artist Hal Hefner
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Description: From the cult classic TV episode of Sanford and Son, Fred's Treasure Garden starring Grady Wilson, Fred Sanford's best friend who grew a wild marijuana plant he mistakes for wild parsley in the junkyard garden and fed it to the local police in a salad. Grady and his crop are mashed up here with a Newport Magazine Ad from the 1970's.
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