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ADIOS TURD NUGGETS - J.P. MIDDLE FINGERS Tapestry

$26
  • ADIOS TURD NUGGETS - J.P. MIDDLE FINGERS Tapestry by HalHefner
  • ADIOS TURD NUGGETS - J.P. MIDDLE FINGERS by HalHefner
ADIOS TURD NUGGETS - J.P. MIDDLE FINGERS Tapestry by HalHefner ADIOS TURD NUGGETS - J.P. MIDDLE FINGERS by HalHefner
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JP from Grandma's Boy, from the matrix, flips off the world in his robotic voice. His famous quote, "Adios Turd Nuggets" is on the back of the shirt in robotic font.

Microfiber tapestry, complete with hemmed edges for secure hanging. Sublimated printing for all-over awesomeness in three sizes.

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This is the Relic Vault, where nerd meets nightmare with the most unique horror merch from alternate timelines. Produced by Nerd Horror, the Relic Vault is the eternal resting place of the art and designs by pop artist Hal Hefner.
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