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THE ONLY GOOD HUMAN IS A DEAD HUMAN! - General Ursus Tapestry

Description: General Ursus from Planet of the Apes - The only good human is a dead human comic panel pop art by Hal Hefner.

Tags: ape, the only good human is a dead human, 70s movies, retro, science fiction

THE ONLY GOOD HUMAN IS A DEAD HUMAN! - General Ursus Tapestry

$26.00

PUT ON THE GLASSES - THEY LIVE + ZUCKERBERG Tapestry

Description: They Live and Mark Zuckerberg design by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: zuck, zuckerberg, hal hefner, instagram, they live we sleep

PUT ON THE GLASSES - THEY LIVE + ZUCKERBERG Tapestry

$26.00

DR. BARRY NILE - BEYOND THE BLACK RAINBOW Tapestry

Description: Dr. Barry Nyle is the demented villain of the science fiction horror film Beyond the Black Rainbow. Pop art by Hal Hefner

Tags: barry, hal hefner, horror, vintage retro, pop art

DR. BARRY NILE - BEYOND THE BLACK RAINBOW Tapestry

$26.00

IT WAS ALIENS! Tapestry

Description: Giorgio Tsoukalos is not saying it WAS aliens, but it was aliens. Tsouk pop art by Hal Hefner.

Tags: ancient aliens theory, giorgio tsoukalos, extraterrestrial, pop art design, sci fi

IT WAS ALIENS! Tapestry

$26.00

THE MAN FROM ANOTHER PLACE Tapestry

Description: the man from another place. The arm pop art by Hal Hefner

Tags: david lynch, vintage, the man from another place, the black lodge, 90s tv

THE MAN FROM ANOTHER PLACE Tapestry

$26.00

2001 - A SMARTPHONE ODYSSEY Tapestry

Description: Apes with a giant monolith smart phone pop art inspired by 2011 a space odyssey by pop artist Hal Hefner.

Tags: sci fi, 60s movie, 2001, hal hefner, monkey

2001 - A SMARTPHONE ODYSSEY Tapestry

$26.00

THE CLOWN PRINCE OF FAST FOOD - CONSUME - THEY LIVE Tapestry

Description: Ronald McDonald and They Live mashup pop art by Hal Hefner.

Tags: sci fi, obey, mcdonalds parody, horror, hal hefner

THE CLOWN PRINCE OF FAST FOOD - CONSUME - THEY LIVE Tapestry

$26.00

THIS IS YOUR GOD - George Washington - They Live Tapestry

Description: George Washington as an alien from They Live. Pop art by Hal Hefner.

Tags: horror, this is your god, they live we sleep, money, george washington

THIS IS YOUR GOD - George Washington - They Live Tapestry

$26.00

T and T - ARNOLD AND MR.T Tapestry

Description: 80's pop art by Hal Hefner.

Tags: tv shows, the a team, retro vintage aesthetic, sitcom, 80s

T and T - ARNOLD AND MR.T Tapestry

$26.00

CTHULHU - THEY LIVE MASHUP Tapestry

Description: Cthulhu as an alien from John Carpenter's They Live. Pop art by Hal Hefner.

Tags: alien, vintage style, lovecraft, obey cthulhu, john carpenter

CTHULHU - THEY LIVE MASHUP Tapestry

$26.00

They Live - The Hulkster Tapestry

Description: Hulk Hogan as an alien from They Live by Hal Hefner.

Tags: hulkamania, wwf, hal hefner, real american, consume

They Live - The Hulkster Tapestry

$26.00

THEY LIVE for Uncle Sam Tapestry

Description: Uncle Sam and They Live mashup by Hal Hefner.

Tags: 80s movie, usa, propaganda, consume, united states of america

THEY LIVE for Uncle Sam Tapestry

$26.00

KEVIN'S CHILI Tapestry

Description: Kevin's secret recipe is to drop it on the floor. Pop art by Hal Hefner

Tags: dwight schrute, dwight, tv show, pop art, michael scott

KEVIN'S CHILI Tapestry

$26.00

2049 - THE HEAD Tapestry

Description: Blade Runner 2049 inspired Pop art by Hal Hefner. https://www.halhefner.com

Tags: cyberpunk, replicant, ridley scott, dystopian, 2049

2049 - THE HEAD Tapestry

$26.00

DRAAG HEAD - FANTASTIC PLANET Tapestry

Description: Draag head from Fantastic planet pop art by Hal Hefner

Tags: monster, draag, animated film, hal hefner, animation

DRAAG HEAD - FANTASTIC PLANET Tapestry

$26.00

ME SAY NO GMO! Tapestry

Description: Propaganda art by Hal Hefner

Tags: puppet, anti gmo, propaganda art, pop art, gmo

ME SAY NO GMO! Tapestry

$26.00

BEWARE THE BEAST MAN FOR HE IS THE DEVIL'S PAWN Tapestry

Description: Planet of the Apes pop art by Hal Hefner.

Tags: sci fi, movie, caesar, monkey, 1960s

BEWARE THE BEAST MAN FOR HE IS THE DEVIL'S PAWN Tapestry

$26.00

ELONIAC Tapestry

Description: Elon Musk as Braniac in the 1970's Hanna Barbera style

Tags: cartoon, twitter, hal hefner, brainiac, hanna barbera

ELONIAC Tapestry

$26.00

LEX BEZOS Tapestry

Description: Jeff Bezos as Lex Luthor in Hanna Barbera style cartoon art by Hal Hefner

Tags: billionaire, millionaire, hal hefner, amazon, pop art

LEX BEZOS Tapestry

$26.00

COMPOST THE RICH Tapestry

Description: Compost the Rich: Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos pop art by Hal Hefner

Tags: amazon, anti capitalist, billionaire boys club, compost the rich, eat the rich

COMPOST THE RICH Tapestry

$26.00

J.P. BLENDING IN Tapestry

Description: J.P. can blend in anywhere and he's doing it on your shirt. Can you see him? Grandma's boy pop art by Hal Hefner.

Tags: comedy, grandma funny, hal hefner, jp, jp grandmas boy

J.P. BLENDING IN Tapestry

$26.00

THEY LIVE IN LOS ANGELES Tapestry

Description: Pop art by Hal Hefner.

Tags: alien, los angeles, hal hefner, los angeles california, los angeles ca

THEY LIVE IN LOS ANGELES Tapestry

$26.00

CONSUME Tapestry

Description: consume pop art by Hal Hefner.

Tags: fashion, fashion brand, obey, consumerism, red

CONSUME Tapestry

$26.00

HIP HOP ILLUMINATI Tapestry

Description: The king of Hip Hop CONSUME art by Hal Hefner

Tags: they live consume, rapper, hal hefner, rap, they live obey

HIP HOP ILLUMINATI Tapestry

$26.00

GIBBY 1988 Tapestry

Description: Pop art by Hal Hefner

Tags: homer, home run, 1988, sports, pop art

GIBBY 1988 Tapestry

$26.00

Black Phillip Burning Baphomet Tapestry

Description: Pop art by Hal Hefner.

Tags: the devil, devil, pop art, occult, witches

Black Phillip Burning Baphomet Tapestry

$26.00

CONSUME THE DICTATOR Tapestry

Description: Vladimir Putin, Consume pop art by Hal Hefner.

Tags: john carpenter, fascist, putin, russia, 80 s movies

CONSUME THE DICTATOR Tapestry

$26.00

LET'S GO BRANDON - CONSUME THEY LIVE Tapestry

Description: Joe Biden, CONSUME, They Live inspired Pop art by Hal Hefner.

Tags: joe biden, john carpenter, horror, lets go brandon, hal hefner consume

LET'S GO BRANDON - CONSUME THEY LIVE Tapestry

$26.00

CONSUME THE WANNABE DICTATOR Tapestry

Description: Pop art by Hal Hefner

Tags: fascist, occult, fascism, they live we sleep, politics

CONSUME THE WANNABE DICTATOR Tapestry

$26.00

CONSUME KILLARY Tapestry

Description: Pop art by Hal Hefner.

Tags: aliens, hillary, obey, john carpenter, pop art

CONSUME KILLARY Tapestry

$26.00

THE QUEEN OF REALITY TV - CONSUME Tapestry

Description: Pop art design by Hal Hefner.

Tags: obey, kim, hal hefner, black and white art, they live we sleep

THE QUEEN OF REALITY TV - CONSUME Tapestry

$26.00

CONSUME FAST FOOD Tapestry

Description: Pop art by Hal Hefner

Tags: burgers, consume, big mac, obey, space

CONSUME FAST FOOD Tapestry

$26.00

CONSUME INFOWARS Tapestry

Description: Pop art by Hal Hefner.

Tags: consume, hal hefner, they live we sleep, pop art, liar

CONSUME INFOWARS Tapestry

$26.00

CONSUME THE TECH BRO Tapestry

Description: Pop art by Hal Hefner.

Tags: douchebag, hal hefner, john carpenter, obey, technoking

CONSUME THE TECH BRO Tapestry

$26.00

GENETIC STUD Tapestry

Description: Pop art by Hal Hefner

Tags: cupcake, pop art, space, city alpha 6, stud

GENETIC STUD Tapestry

$26.00

I AM THE WALRUS - LEBOWSKI Tapestry

Description: Pop art by Hal Hefner.

Tags: the dude abides, hal hefner, i am the walrus, big lebowski, trippy

I AM THE WALRUS - LEBOWSKI Tapestry

$26.00

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